Wednesday, 9 December 2015

Abeg abeg abeg if you want to crack jokes, do not attempt to do so with all these foreign accents. Speak plain English or pidgin.
That is how I went for an end of year Christmas party and the MC was doing his best to get everyone rolling on the floor with laughter. I was looking at the guy with this Mr. Man-you-are-dulling-the-party look. E for better if to say na only Aka Nchawa song was played there. No seriously. The poor guy saw the looks on people's faces and tried to demonstrate his jokes which made his performance worse. Datiz eh, it was pure torture!
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But Nigerians, why are you people like this nau? To impress una is like climbing Mount Kilimanjero wearing agbada.