Hahaha I stumbled upon this and decided to share

i was in Quilox club yesternight and this happened

A police man searched me in a public toilet and found a small bag of class A drugs

“Its not my fault, “I said, “Every time I try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again.”
“Do you really expect me to believe that?” He laughed.

I said “I will prove it to you if you want me to!!”
“Go on then “he smiled handing the bag to me.

After flushing down the bag, he looked at me and said
“well show me your pocket then.”

“What for”? I asked 
He said, “The drugs”
I said, “What drugs?” 

Moral of the story be smart in any given situation!!