Wednesday, 30 December 2015

PASTOR OF GRACE ASSEMBLY WANTS TO SQUEEZE A WOMAN'S BOOBS!!

This went down on Instagram today, This dude who happens to be the holy spirit filled head pastor of the Dubai branch of Grace Assembly church did the unthinkable when he went on Instagram to flirt thinking that nobody would recognize him. 


The randy man of God commented on the first pics declaring his interest in grabbing and squeezing the lady's breasts not thinking about who he is, His philandering was not so clandestine after-all because people decoded and before he could privatize his account i have gotten all i needed.



http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/12/omg-senior-pastor-of-grace-assembly.html





Tuesday, 29 December 2015

SIBERIAN TIGER BECOMES UNLIKELY FRIENDS WITH A GOAT IT WAS GIVEN TO EAT.





An odd and remarkable thing happened when a live goat was put into the enclosure of a Siberian tiger as part of its twice-a-week feeding of live animals at the Primorsky Safari Park in Russia: Amur the tiger became friends with its dinner.
In a story that has captivated Russia, Timur the goat and Amur the tiger have become fast friends, eating and playing together, chasing each other in the snow and even playfully head-butting each other, according to the Agence France-Presse.
Timur the goat has even taken over the shelter Amur the tiger usually sleeps in, and now Amur sleeps on the shelter’s roof.
So enamored is the public about this unusual relationship that Primorsky Safari Park issues regular updates and plans to install webcams in the enclosure.

Read more at  http://www.grindtv.com/wildlife/siberian-tiger-becomes-unlikely-friends-with-a-goat-it-was-given-to-eat/#dJaYWDwB6L3bgMlK.97

ABIA STATE GOVERNOR PRESENTS ABA-MADE SHOES TO THE MINISTER OF TRADE AND INVESTMENT.

The Minister for Trade and Investment, Dr Okey Enelamah was recently hosted by the Abia State Governor, Mr Okezie Ikpeazu and he presented him with the shoes. 

I must say that these young men are going to take over the Nigerian leather industry by storm. What they are producing there is very impressive and soon they will challenge other countries with what they have to offer. All they need is the support of the Nigerian Government, local and foreign investors. We the Nigerian citizens should also patronise them more than we patronise the foreign labels. We need to support our local content and put religion, tribe and other sentimental issues aside if we want to move forward as a country. Some of these foreign labels cant last longer than these Aba-made products. 

Take China-made products for instance, people know they are obviously fake but those same people will choose to buy it because it is foreign and ignore locally made ones. I see it as inferiority complex because I don't understand why I should buy something that will spoil while am still trying it on but since it is foreign I buy it anyway. It just doesn't make sense.
Kudos to them biko.
 




 

Monday, 28 December 2015

NEGATIVE EFFECTS OF ELECTRONIC GADGETS.

So I was in a bank's waiting hall and one thing struck me. Almost everyone was fiddling with one mobile device or the other, phones, laptops, palmtops and other cool looking devices that I don't know their names. I myself was also busy chatting alternatively with one friend on whatsapp and with another on BBM. On my left was a guy who was playing games and on my right sat a child with his mum's smart phone also playing games. After a while I stopped my chats and just looked at the people in the hall and I started thinking. 
No doubt, electronic gadgets have made our lives easier, people can talk to people thousands of miles away, you can get your job done in a matter of seconds, you can access the web and obtain whatever information you need and a bunch of other ways all these gadgets have made life simpler. But, it has also taken a very strong position in peoples' minds, attitudes and manner of thinking. 

Over indulgence on these electronic gadgets can cause accidents. "I just wanted to check who was pinging me and I didn't see the man crossing the road. Am sorry I ran him over with my car."
"I just wanted to catch the last episode of Super Story but I didn't know when the baby crawled into the kitchen." These are just a few out of many occurrences.   

Did you know that sitting in front of the television for long hours can cause obesity and redundancy. A lot of people, especially some men, spend a large portion of their time in front of the television either playing games or watching whatever it is that catches their fancy. Those that indulge in games buy the latest Play Station on board and make sure to finish all the levels at one sitting. Some others are movie or football addicts. And of course snacks and drinks make the whole affair a splendid one. So while they spend all this time sitting in one place, they are beckoning on obesity. 

Has anyone noticed the kind of English grammar that youths of nowadays speak and write? Spoken - " When my dad said he was visiting, I was like why? And he was like, he needed to check up on me. But I was like, he didn't need to. So sha, I was like, dad seriously? You don't like need to come to my school. Like for real, it's sooo not like cool. You grab, dad?" 
Written - Y R U 9ce 2 me?,  I 4gt  my fone in ma bag,  Gd am Madam, au R U? Really?????!!!!!! 
That is how someone I know mistakenly used this type of English in one of his exam papers and guess what happened. Your guess is as good as mine. Lol.

Don't get me wrong, technological advancement and its accompanying devices are all welcome developments but we human beings need to take control of how we use them otherwise they will take control of how they use us. Just imagine being controlled by your smartphone....... creepy, if you ask me.

Wednesday, 23 December 2015

FORGET ABOUT ITALIAN MADE, ABA CAN DO BETTER THAN THEM, ALL WE NEED IS SUPPORT.


In this second report on made-in-Aba shoes, part of our continuing focus on Aba cluster industries, STEVE OKO writes that with appropriate government support and encouragement, Aba shoes makers can conquer not only Nigerian market but also African market as a whole.
…Beg govt. for N1 b loan to boost business
Shoe makers in Aba, Abia State, have thrown their weight behind the recent challenge by Gov. Okezie Ikpeazu to the Federal Govern­ment to stop the importation of military and paramilitary shoes and let Aba artisans supply the shoe needs of the security outfits. Ik­peazu who threw the challenge while receiving in audience, the Minister for Labour and Employment, Senator Chris Ngige during a courtesy visit at the Government House Umuahia, recently, said the continued importation of military and paramilitary shoes amounted to unnecessary waste of scarce resources when in fact, better qualities could be produced locally by Aba artisans.
According to him, sourcing the military shoes locally will not only save Nigeria a lot in foreign exchange but will also encourage local producers and ultimately help grow the economy. Patronizing the Aba shoe makers, he added, is another better way of crime pre­vention as it would create more job opportu­nities and positively engage the youths who otherwise would have been recruited in the crime industry.
However, as the federal government is yet to respond to the challenge cum appeal , The Authority decided to visit the Enyim­ba City again to verify the claims of the gov­ernor and assess the capacity as well as the challenges of the Aba shoe makers. The vis­it was also aimed at unravelling some of the mysteries surrounding shoe business in the commercial city.
A trip to Bakassi Zone, Shoe Plaza, Pow­er Line and Imo Avenue sections of the Ari­aria International Market Aba will convince one of the ingenuity and enterprising spirit of Aba shoe-makers. All four sections of the market popularly known as the home of foot wears are populated with artisans who churn out foot-wears of different shapes and sizes as sand on the sea shore. The market is es­timated to house over 70, 000 shoe makers besides the apprentices under their tutelage.
When The Authority visited the market, the shoe-makers in their thousands were ob­served in their various sheds proudly doing what they know how best to do despite some daunting challenges. Economic activities at these ever-busy industrial sections of the international market leave no one in doubt that Nigerians are not lazy people at all. It is also a constant reminder of the ingenuity, resilience and the doggedness of the Igbo man and his survival instincts amidst chal­lenges. Perhaps but for bad governance, Ni­geria would indeed be streets ahead of some western countries in terms of industrilalisa­tion and economic development.
During the visit, it was observed with in­terest that shoe making creates a value chain. A whole lot of hands are involved at various levels of production, marketing and trans­portation of the products. While the artisans were busy producing the shoes, traders from within and outside Nigeria were busy pick­ing products of their choices while barrow and truck pushers also had a field day evac­uating the products to various motor parks for onward transportation to their respec­tive destinations.
Dealers in raw materials such as leather, shoe soles, gums, fibre and other shoe ac­cessories were also having a field day in the value chain. Everyone especially the artisans were busy struggling to beat the deadline of orders placed by their customers. Women were also actively involved in the business as they were observed competing with the men at various stages of the production. Inter­estingly too, graduates are equally involved in the trade.
In an interview with our correspond­ent, the Chairman, Aba North Industri­al Market (Shoe Plaza division) of the Ar­iaria International market, Hon. Christian Okoro said that “Nigeria is too small a mar­ket” for their products, boasting that Aba shoe-makers can supply the shoe needs of the entire African continent and other coun­tries of the world. According to him, apart from customers from different parts of Nige­ria mostly Northern states, traders from dif­ferent parts of Africa including Togo, Niger Republic, Camaroon, Gabon, Ghana, Lib­ya, Senegal, among others, all jostle for Aba-made shoes.
He equally made a cheering but curious revelation that Aba-made products are ex­ported to Dubai in the United Arab Emirate and Italy where they are given some finish­ing touches and then imported back to Nige­ria and marketed as foreign shoes. Two ma­jor factors, according to him, are responsible for this practice–craze for foreign goods or lack of interest in locally made products by many Nigerians, and the absence of modern machines and equipment for a perfect fin­ishing on the products.
His words: “Some traders buy our shoes at very cheap price and take them to Dubai, Brazil and Italy where they put some finish­ing touches because of the absence of mod­ern machines here. They later bring back the shoes and sell them at high costs in bou­tiques. Some of the shoes sold at boutiques in Abuja and Lagos, Port Harcourt, Uyo, etc are imported Aba-made shoes.”
He boasted that if provided with the needed materials and enabling environment, Italian shoes will be no match to ‘made- in Aba’ shoes, adding that most of the arti­sans will be proud to label their products as ‘ made in Aba’ should government heed their request. He identified their major chal­lenges as high cost of raw materials, impor­tation of inferior materials especially gums and chemicals from China, and the unwill­ingness of leather producers in Kano to sell genuine leather to Aba shoe makers.
“They (Kano leather dealers) prefer to sell their original leather to Italians and oth­er foreigners who will pay them in hard cur­rency,” he lamented. “Now, people adulter­ate chemicals and sell to us because it is also hard to get original chemicals from Italy.”
Other daunting challenges of the shoe makers, according to him, include unstable power supply, absence of modern equipment and machines, poor access road and lack of funds. He called for government interven­tion especially in the area of modern ma­chinery which, he said, would make their products compete favourably in the inter­national market.
He also made a very passionate appeal to government for financial assistance to the artisans to boost their business. He said that a loan of N1billion could change the stories of the over 70, 000 shoe makers in the market. This, according to him, will en­able them acquire the multi- million naira modern shoe-threading machines used by their counterparts.
“I know that my members alone are over 10, 000 and if government can give us N1, 000,000 loan each, which we will pay back in one or two years, Africa will be a small mar­ket for ‘made-in-Aba’ shoes,” he declared.
Corroborating this position, one of the artisans, Elder Kenneth Nwachukwu who specialises in military and paramilitary shoes and belts said he need some funds to acquire the right machines that would ena­ble him produce products with better finish­ing. He boasted that with the right machin­ery, his products could compete favourably with foreign military gears. “Already, we get orders from contractors for Civil Defense, Police, Navy, and National Youth Service Corps. We produce some of the shoes their men use but the contractors buy them at a cheap rate,” he disclosed.

Sunday, 20 December 2015

LADIES, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR MAN TO WEAR HIS BEARD?

Me likey number 2.

NIGERIAN TV BROADCASTER MARRIES WHITE BOYFRIEND.


Tv girl, Adaure Achumba yesterday, December 19 got married to her white boo, Wes Ballance in a privately-held traditional ceremony. The wedding is coming 9 months after the couple got engaged. Wes proposed in March on Adaure’s birthday and the couple has finally settled into marital life.

http://www.9janewsarena.com/2015/12/nigerian-broadcaster-adaure-achumba-weds-white-hubby.html


Congratulations to you both.

Tuesday, 15 December 2015

Hahaha I stumbled upon this and decided to share

i was in Quilox club yesternight and this happened

A police man searched me in a public toilet and found a small bag of class A drugs

“Its not my fault, “I said, “Every time I try flushing them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again.”
“Do you really expect me to believe that?” He laughed.

I said “I will prove it to you if you want me to!!”
“Go on then “he smiled handing the bag to me.

After flushing down the bag, he looked at me and said
“well show me your pocket then.”

“What for”? I asked cool
He said, “The drugs”
I said, “What drugs?” cool

Moral of the story be smart in any given situation!!



Monday, 14 December 2015

BE BOLD, STEP OUT AND TAKE THAT RISK.

Be bold, step out and take that risk.
That was what I told myself when I wanted to go get a new hairdo. It wasn't my normal kind of hair do but a very daring type. Normal hair colour for me would either be black or dark brown, perhaps with a tinge of wine red or blond here and there and that's it. I got tired of these colours and decided to go for a bold colour. You know something to make me look yaga but the problem was that I was scared of what people would think or say if I got the colour I had my eyes on. I then wondered if the colour would actually look good on me. Would I rock that hair colour well?
Anyway, I closed my eyes and made up my mind to go ahead and do what was on my mind. So, I decided to go blonde with no diluting colours like black or brown anywhere. In I went into my hair dresser's saloon and specified what I wanted. He smiled and said, "Ah Aunty, this colour is unlike you. It is very bold, can you deal with what will accompany it?" And I asked him to just get on with it. I couldn't change my mind at that point, even if I did, I still wouldn't have been able to do so because I had already bought my hair extensions so no turning back. My money no go loss nau.
When he was done, I was a bit shy. I spent an extra 30 minutes in his saloon building up the courage to step out and go home. Finally, I left. On the one hand I got looks that classified me as a lady of the night, I got thumbs down, some would look at me from that my blonde hair to my toes and hiss. Those looks would have been hot enough to burn paper lol. And on the other hand I also got looks of admiration, nice compliments, tips on how to rock the hair better. One or two friends even decided to go get the same hair do too and am like wow, am now a celeb.
Am rocking my hair and enjoying every minute of it. It put a spunk in my attitude sef.

                                                       Me and my controversial hair.


Living life is all about spicing things up and taking risks. I don't believe in living a monotonous life. Such a life is sooooo boring. Going to work and doing the same thing every day, eating the same set of food all the time, dressing up the same way all the time and of course getting the same hair do and colour all the time.
I want to encourage someone out there to get up and do something different in his or her life. As long as it is not immoral, does not go contrary to the laws of the land and is not evil then by all means do something new for you. Life is too short to live on a one way track. Don't be bothered by what people would think or say, they are going to say stuff anyway, but instead think about the benefit(s) you could achieve. All you have to do is to take the first step.
Taking a risk may turn out right or wrong but either way, the fact is that YOU took that risk and you will go down in history as that person that did something so unlike him or her and that's all that matters.
So my people, take a risk and be glad you did. Toodles!

Wednesday, 9 December 2015

Abeg abeg abeg if you want to crack jokes, do not attempt to do so with all these foreign accents. Speak plain English or pidgin.
That is how I went for an end of year Christmas party and the MC was doing his best to get everyone rolling on the floor with laughter. I was looking at the guy with this Mr. Man-you-are-dulling-the-party look. E for better if to say na only Aka Nchawa song was played there. No seriously. The poor guy saw the looks on people's faces and tried to demonstrate his jokes which made his performance worse. Datiz eh, it was pure torture!
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But Nigerians, why are you people like this nau? To impress una is like climbing Mount Kilimanjero wearing agbada.

Tuesday, 8 December 2015

DOMESTIC VIOLENCE: A TERRIBLE SOCIETAL MENACE.

For ages domestic violence has been in the forefront of discussions for many communities worldwide. It affects women, men, children and even animal pets in the environment. In the world over, women are mostly the victims of domestic violence, followed by children then men. In some communities, such violence is acceptable and is seen as the norm. So there is nothing like reporting such violence to a credible family member or to an authority. There are various cases where the matter is so grave that the mental, financial, psychological and physical state of the spouse will become an issue. In some severe cases, it becomes a matter of life and death. 

I know of a lady who was married to the man she loved. Everything was fine till it was time to start having children which, under Nigerian setting if not an African thing, as soon as a couple is wedded babies are expected the next day. Of course, preferred sex for the first child would be a boy. 
Anyway, this lady took in and gave birth to a girl, such an adorable cutie. Her husband ‘pardoned’ her for this mistake and life continued. The dreadful beating started after she gave birth to her second child who of course, turned out to be a girl. The husband did not even come to visit her and their baby at the hospital when she was born. After she was discharged from the hospital, she and her mother paid off the hospital bills and made their way home. His behaviour toward her changed so abruptly that she began to wonder who the man she had married had become.

They had visited the best gynaecologists and made wide and extensive consultations on how to conceive and give birth to a baby boy. But as God would have it, girls had always been born. Presently, the couple has four daughters. The woman and her husband live like total strangers. He pounces on her at the slightest provocation and beats the living daylights out of her.
Unfortunately, her condition is such that she is a house wife so there is no tangible source of income. Her meagre savings is nothing to go by so she cannot possibly leave her children behind to escape the nightmare she finds herself in.

Therefore the million naira question is this, why was she not able to conceive and give birth to at least one male child? The simple answer to that question is that neither she nor her husband is God. In fact, science would have us believe that it is the..... the.... what do you doctors call it? yes!the chromosomes. It is these chromosomes in the man that will determine the sex of any baby. The woman is merely a carrier. Therefore in all fairness, these type of men need to attend ante natal classes unfailingly with their wives so that they will learn one or two things about pregnancy . 
There are many instances of women who go through the above ordeal. Some others find themselves in various damning situations and with time, those of them with frail characters become suicidal.

But this does not in any way suggest that it is only women who suffer domestic violence, there are men who are equally being treated badly by the women they call wives. Cases abound where men have received brutal beatings from their wives, some have been locked up and starved of food. Some of the situations include name calling,  holding a man's shirt collars in a choking manner, teaching their children to insult and call the man's names to his face, other cases too numerous to mention abound. If the man reacts in a bid to free himself, the woman cries foul and the world labels the man and men in general as monsters.

The problem with cases of abused men is that much is not heard of the abuses they face from their spouses because they are not voiced out. Perhaps the reason is that men are expected to be strong and always put up a bold front. They are expected to just walk away when a woman is being abusive. He is not expected to complain because he will be laughed at and labelled a spineless man. 
Men in abusive marriages should be encouraged to speak out and let their tales of woe be known so that they can also receive the same help and support that women in abusive marriages receive.
Men cry too and it is ok for them to cry.

All in all, whoever is being abused should be encouraged to speak out and talk to someone. Not just anyone but a trustworthy person.  It relieves depression and can bring about a much needed support.
Going public with the issue will encourage people in similar situations to also speak out.
The public mentality against speaking out, especially when the violence concerns a man, should be discouraged. Relevant authorities should re orient the public mind set and be made to understand that a man is also a human being. The man should not be ridiculed because he came forward with his issues. Campaigns about violence against the man should also be a welcome development just as it is with women undergoing domestic abuse.

Friday, 4 December 2015

Time to dump my body lotion and pull out my tested and trusted Vaseline from wherever I stashed it.
When I do find that Vaseline, I'll slather it on till am as glossy as my lip gloss. And the kids are not spared in this glossy venture.
Don't blame me, this harmattan no dey respect body lotions even if na designer ones.
‪#‎noajeboduringharmattan‬

Wednesday, 2 December 2015

AN AMERICAN'S OPEN LETTER TO PRESIDENT BUHARI.

President Muhammadu Buhari
Aso Rock, Abuja
Nigeria

Dear President Buhari:

When you visited the United States Institute of Peace last July, you pledged that you would be "fair, just and scrupulously follow due process and the rule of law, as enshrined in [the Nigerian] constitution" in prosecuting corruption.

Such loftiness is laudable. As the Bible instructs in Amos 5:24: "[L]et justice roll down like waters, and righteousness like an ever-flowing stream."
But to be just, the law must be evenhanded. It cannot, in the manner of Russian President Vladimir Putin, be something that is given to punish your enemies and withheld to favor your friends. If so, the law becomes an instrument of injustice bearing earmarks of the wicked rather than the good.

In the United States, you declared a policy of "zero tolerance" against corruption. You solicited weapons and other assistance from the United States government based on that avowal. But were you sincere?

During your election campaign, you promised widespread amnesty, not zero tolerance. You elaborated: "Whoever that is indicted of corruption between 1999 to the time of swearing-in would be pardoned. I am going to draw a line, anybody who involved himself in corruption after I assume office, will face the music."

After you were inaugurated, however, you disowned your statement and declared you would prosecute past ministers or other officials for corruption or fraud. And then again you immediately hedged. You were reminded of your dubious past by former Major General and President Ibrahim Badamasi Babangida, who succeeded your military dictatorship. He released this statement: 
"On General Buhari, it is not in IBB's tradition to take up issues with his colleague former President. But for the purpose of record, we are conversant with General Buhari's so-called holier-than-thou attitude. He is a one-time Minister of Petroleum and we have good records of his tenure as minister. Secondly, he presided over the Petroleum Trust Fund, PTF, which records we also have.

We challenge him to come out with clean hands in those two portfolios he headed. Or we will help him to expose his records of performance during those periods. Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones. General Buhari should be properly guided."

You then swiftly backed off your zero tolerance policy because you would have been its first casualty.
You opportunistically announced that zero tolerance would be narrowed to the predecessor administration of Goodluck Jonathan because to probe further would be "a waste of time." That conclusion seems preposterous. In 2012, the World Bank's ex-vice president for Africa, Oby Ezekwesili, estimated that a stupendous $400 billion in Nigerian oil revenues had been stolen or misspent since independence in 1960. The lion's share of that corruption spans far beyond the Jonathan administration.

Your zero tolerance policy seems to come with a squint to avoid seeing culpability in your political friends. A few examples are but the tip of the iceberg.
A Rivers State judicial commission of inquiry found that N53 billion disappeared from the Rivers State Reserve Fund under former governor Rotimi Amaechi. Former Lagos governor and head of your campaign finance team Babatunde Fashola was accused ofsquandering N78 million of government money to upgrade his personal website. The EFCC has ignored these corruption allegations, and you have given both promotions: the Ministry of Transport to Mr. Amaechi, and the Ministry of Power, Works, and Housing to Mr. Fashola.

In contrast, you have played judge, jury, and prosecutor in the newspapers to convict former PDP Petroleum Minister Diezani Alison-Madueke of corruption. 
Is this evenhanded justice? 
United States Supreme Court Justice Robert Jackson taught: "[T]here is no more effective practical guaranty against arbitrary and unreasonable government than to require that the principles of law which officials would impose upon a minority must be imposed generally. Conversely, nothing opens the door to arbitrary action so effectively as to allow those officials to pick and choose only a few to whom they will apply legislation and thus to escape the political retribution that might be visited upon them if larger numbers were affected."
To investigate or prosecute based on political affiliation or opinion also violates Articles 2 and 7 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights. It is unworthy of a great nation like Nigeria.

Make the hallmark of your administration justice, not retribution, and you may live for the ages.
I am a United States citizen and lawyer. I have no political standing in Nigeria. Some might argue that my speaking about the administration of justice in Nigeria bespeaks impertinece. But you chose to vist the United States to solicit weapons and other assistance from my government--a government of the people, by the people, for the people. The United States government represents me. What the United States government does reflects on me. I thus have an interest in addressing the actions of foreign governments that receive United States government aid. 
Sunshine is said to be the best of disinfectants.

Sincerely,

Bruce Fein
Fein & DelValle PLLC
300 New Jersey Avenue, N.W., Suite 900
Washington, D.C. 20001


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bruce-fein/an-open-letter-to-nigeria_b_8681400.html


OWNER OF FACEBOOK, MARK ZUCKERBERG AND WIFE WELCOME THEIR FIRST CHILD.



Source  https://mobile.facebook.com/zuck?v=timeline

Congratulations Mark and wife. Welcome to the world baby girl.

Monday, 30 November 2015

NOLLYWOOD HAS COME AGAIN.

Nollywood has come again with their lack of creativity. They are copying a foreign super hero and this is the best they could do.
It's really a pity that time, energy, resources and brains are not invested in making a movie. What they are only after is the money they will make from whatever story they cook up.
Just look at the fat spider girl, lol. How will she be jumping from one wall to the other? Please please please, if you movie makers have to copy a foreign super hero, copy one that you can depict well.



Any way, in my mind am like................................................................

Friday, 27 November 2015

SEE GBEGE.


"When you buy 50 litres petrol at N200 per liter and your grandmother pours it away to fetch rainwater"

Saw this on social media, lol.

And some of this fuel was supposed to go into the car that he would have driven to his favourite shops for Black Friday shopping. Grandma, he has been planning for this shopping since January 1.
Now see what you have caused. 
Grandmaaaaaaaa.

HOW TO SURVIVE BLACK FRIDAY 2015.

It’s that time of the year that buyers like you and I have been waiting with bated breath.
Our wishlists have continuously lengthened and fingers have nervously twirled credit cards in anticipation to buy, buy and buy! Indeed Black Friday is here again!
Black Friday is an annual affair held after the American Thanksgiving. Slowly but surely, Black Friday is actually becoming a thing in Africa – the increase in the internet penetration rate and the boost in the number of online businesses scattered across Africa has garnered support and thus heightened anticipation of Black Friday in cities across Africa.
Typically, customers would wait for their favorite online stores to bring down the normal rates and then, they’d let their credit cards do the rest of the magic. Indeed, the power of the customer should never be underestimated. Jovago brings some tips for surviving the Black Friday flurry without breaking the bank.
Enjoy Jovago’s Black Friday starter pack.
1. Have a budget, a tight budget: Of course, the excitement about finally getting the items you have waited all year for is amazing, but it is quite important to have a budget for the spending you intend to do on Black Friday. Don’t spend so recklessly on Black Friday and end up broke on Christmas Day. Where’s the fun in that!? Creating a budget and attributing a worst-case scenario price range to the items you intend to get helps with ensuring that you don’t get plain broke.
2. Shop smart and have a smart list: Making a smart list of items that one needs is important before embarking in the Black Friday frenzy. This would ensure that buying is done within the parameters set in the list – discipline is needed to ensure that you stick to the list. Having a list also saves shopping time since you know exactly what you need and where to find it!
3. Have in mind your go-to stores: Definitely, we all have our favourite stores to shop from. Having go-to stores saves us unnecessary online surfing. It’s important to have a list of go-to stores you would normally shop from in order to round up the shopping as soon as possible.
4. Have a steady internet connection: We know that the internet connection is not the best in many parts of Africa, so try to have at least a back-up modem just in case your internet fails when you’re just about to check out. Keep in mind that if this happens, it could be a sign that you’re not to make the purchase.
What do you think of Black Friday? Share your thoughts in the comments section below.
 http://connectnigeria.com/articles/2015/11/26/how-to-survive-black-friday-2015/



FAMILY FIRST. THE KARDASHIAN/JENNER CLAN THANKFUL FOR THEIR BLENDED FAMILY.


The Kardashian/Jenner females pose with their children and men for thanksgiving. The only person missing was Robert. Kim K said she was thankful for her blended family. More photos after the cut.. 
Khloe K made dinner for the whole family and shared photos of the food she made. She said:
The key to contentment lies solely in being thankful for what one has been blessed with. Stop looking at what you don't have and pay attention to the blessings around you. Manifest beauty in your life. Only then will one be blessed with more. Happy Thanksgiving my loves!!!@jeffleatham I am so honored you did my flowers for my annual thanksgiving!!! Your work and energy is one of a kind!!! Thank you Team Leatham!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️




http://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2015/11/family-first-kardashianjenner-clan.html?

 Khloe sure knows how to work up an appetite. Look at all that yummy looking food.




Tuesday, 24 November 2015

WHAT A WAY TO START MY DAY.

I wasn't just in the mood to drive to work today because 1, I didn't want to encounter the crazy traffic in all its ramifications 2, I didn't want to compete for driving space with other road users who would also be rushing to work and 3, I didn't want to get to work with my body feeling sore from the hectic driving. 
So I decided to leave my car at home and take the bus. As I trekked to the bus stop the early morning breeze was just caressing my face, I got that feeling you get when you're taking an early morning walk. What's the word for it......cool, calm, at peace....you know, all those kain feelings. 
I had a good night's rest and woke up bright and strong.I had ironed my cloth with a very good brand of spray starch so my clothes just snuggled well on me. My shoes were on point and my perfume was divine. In fact, I got the inspiration that today was gonna be great! In fact, I was about to start singing that James Brown's song "I feel good, tarararararara" but I decided to hum it.
I got to my bus stop and met a few other passengers with whom I exchanged pleasantries and stood waiting for the bus to come along. The early morning sun was gradually rising so I brought out my designer shades and slipped them on. I even struck a slight pose and continued waiting for the bus. I couldn't help it but I was seriously forming ‘fine woman tins’. I stood there close to an hour and still no bus was forth coming. By this time I was already sweating from the beaming sun and I was no longer in the mood to strike a pose. I just stood with both hands on my hips with a deep frown that  made me look like a 75 old lady. My lips were pouting out in irritation and the fact that I would be late for work only made matters worse. Of course,  the few passengers I had met earlier on was now a crowd all waiting for the bus too.
Finally, we heard the loud honk from the bus. I didn't know when I rolled up the sleeves of my blouse, removed my shades and jacked up my skirt a bit in preparation for a mad rush for the bus. These same set of people that had earlier been nice suddenly turned hostile. You see what scarcity of anything can cause? Some people had already started running towards the bus. Everyone was elbowing and either pulling or pushing someone just to get on the bus. One fat woman then decided to retie her wrapper and blocked the bus door with her big bumbum! Nobody else could enter the bus till she was done. When she managed to heave her bulbous self in, the scramble began again. What amused me later on was that she occupied 3 seats and insisted on paying for one seat. Yes, she was that fat.
Anyway, as I was about to sit down I didn't see a piece of iron jutting out beside a chair and the next thing I heard was zzzzaaaaaa! Noooo, this can't be happening but it was happening. My skirt tore at the back! Hey Chineke!! What was I to do? The best I could do was to sit tight and figure out what to do when we got to my destination. I was so self conscious of my predicament that I couldn't think straight. When I got down, I looked like I had been in a cat fight. But I straightened my clothes, smoothed my hair,  held my head up and started walking towards the entrance of my office.
As I was walking the cleaner said, "Aunty, your skirt don tear for back o". Yes, I know but don't tell me about it. In the lift, a colleague tried to be polite and said, "Madam, there's something on your skirt. You might want to check it out". The look I gave him sure kept him mute for the rest of the ride in the lift. 
When I got off my floor, I didn't even say hi to anyone but maintained a look that screamed, "don't you dare speak to me about my torn skirt". They were all staring after me with some of them obviously amused. I wished the floor would open but I finally made it into my office and first heaved a huge sigh of relief then slumped into my chair and drank this very chilled glass of water. Just then, the office assistant popped in and before she could say hi I said, "before you say anything, help me borrow a scarf from anyone. I don't care if you have to go to a market and borrow from the market women there, just get me a scarf". Luckily for me, I got one within the office...whew!
I looked awkward tying a scarf around my waist, lol. Some people that didn't know my gist asked me why I was dressed like that but I simply told them that it was my fashion for the day. As for my boss, I had the true explanation for him.Cool

Monday, 16 November 2015

PRAYING FOR FRANCE.

It is really unfortunate that some disgruntled fellows will see an error in praying for human beings of other climes. France has just been attacked by terrorists and some Nigerians prayed for them, including my humble self, while some others saw it as a complete waste of time.
The people we are talking about are human beings, not animals. And even if they were animals, there are decent ways of killing them. How can some twisted minds take pleasure in detonating bombs where people are just living their lives. They kill off men, women and children all in the name of whatever god they believe in. It is evil, condemnable in all its ramifications and very cowardly.
It's really heart breaking that some Nigerians have no sympathetic feelings towards those that lost their lives and towards the entire country as a whole. Some of them are so cynical in their responses that I begin to wonder if they have hearts in them at all. " Bombings are a frequent occurrence in Nigeria so what is the big deal if it happens in France." Really? No seriously, really? But you want to relocate with your entire family to their greener pastures. You rant all day of how life is easier in obodo oyibo and how you wish you were not born in Africa. Those that can afford it go there for vacations, now they need our prayers and all they can say is that Nigeria needs the prayers more and not them. You all are a pathetic bunch!
Yet Nigeria is claimed to be a very religious country. It is obvious that the religions stifle out human sympathy and neighbourliness in some people's way of thinking. Every Friday and Sunday and even mid-week, people troop to their various mosques and churches and do what they do there and majority pretend and form 'holier than thou' attitude. The minute they step out, their personalities revert back to what they really are. So what is the essence of attending such assemblies if it does not make one a better person?
On my own part, I will continue to remember people in my prayers, what about you?  

Sunday, 15 November 2015

ALLEGED THIEF MADE TO UPLOAD HIS PICTURE ON FACEBOOK.

This is wickedness, because you caught some one stealing and next thing you can think of is to take his pictures and upload them on his Facebook profile.

It's like he was caught stealing, beaten blue black and forced to upload the photos.

He posted the photos along side some short videos on his Facebook timeline saying....

This is actually who I am "A THIEF" ...should in case you all don't know! ..sorry for disappointing you all

A close check on his Facebook profile shows that he stays in Lagos and is from Port Harcourt, I tried to get his phone number so that I can call him to confirm this but could not find any.

I call on the law enforcement agents to take up this case.  

http://www.jaybossng.com/2015/11/lagos-guy-uploads-photos-on-facebook.html



My take on this is that jungle justice is not the way forward at all. The crowd that caught him could have taken him to the nearest police station and not beat him up. Some of them don't have the facts of what actually happened, some may not have been there at the time the alleged thief was caught while the rest will be feasting on hearsay, 'them say them say'. When all these categories of people come together, their next conclusion would be to beat  up the person. 

But na wa for all these boys that decide to steal stuff. They wont find any other legitimate means to make money, but to steal. And when they are caught, they start reeling out one story or the other. This guy is lucky that they did not put a tyre round him and set him ablaze. A very horrible act!